Rest Day 090621

"What? Can't you see that I'm about to eat? I know you people expect something witty or entertaining from me every time you see me, but I mean come on now. I need to eat and I'll thank you to leave me to my meal."

"My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."" -Harmon Killebrew

Interesting Fact: Hari's salon in Cheshire, England offers 45 minute Bull sperm hair treatments. The reasoning apparently has to do with the quality of the proteins found in bull sperm. Evidently it creates a shine that has no equal. Here in America, Bony has been receiving similar treatments for years, he claims that it is responsible for his "all over sheen". He changes the subject quickly when you ask him his source however, which has always been in question seeing as how he has no access to a Bull. He usually mumbles something along the lines of "Sperm is sperm" and walks off daintily.

Word of the Day: salchow